Late night hunger is an ever growing disease in America. We have yet to find the complete cure to being hungry at night. I believe that I may have found the solution to this ever growing problem. The solution is none other than Taco Bell. Yes I said TACO BELL ( Rings bell sporadically). I believe that TBell can provide the public with a few unexplored opportunities. If a 24 hour delivery system was implemented by TBell a lot of problems could be solved. Lets begin shall we?
1. The TacoB Hormone:
People tend to become extremely hungry at night. The bodies internal organs secrete a hormone called TacoB. TacoB notifies the brain that the body needs to consume edibles immediately. If the call to food isin't met, the stomach will start to deprive the body of its important nutrients. This deprivation can drive someone to lose sleep. In some cases people have sleep walked their way into their oven.
2. The after party:
For whatever reason Taco Bell has grown to become the designated late grub night spot. You will see drunkards with drool on their chins in the drive thru waiting for close to an hour for a cheesy gordita crunch. I believe that TBell puts some secret recipe in their late night food. It is the only way to explain why so many people go their at night (Shoutout to the Taco Bell in Davie on University Drive). If Taco Bell delivered there would never be a serious wait for food. Employees that work the late night shift would never have to contend with intoxicated customers. I guarantee that Taco Bells' profits would increase by at least 300 percent if they delivered.
3. Blondes like to eat Taco Bell:
Blondes do indeed like to eat Taco Bell.
I honestly believe that Taco Bell should start delivering all day everyday. They could help people alleviate their hunger cravings. There should be no reason why an individual CAN'T have Taco Bell all day everyday.
P.S.
The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is mucho goodo.
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